TOLLIGATOR
the swamp board · live
every leveraged meme passes the booth.
a live public board of every StonkFun coin paired with xSOL, xBTC and xHYPE. market caps, bites, gate times, the XP line. kept by the smallest booth on the road.
00 / the one-way gate
the gate only
turns one way.
every trade pays the toll.
every toll eats supply.
nothing is ever minted.
- the first receipt lands at 18:00.
the burn removes supply; the price is still set by buyers and sellers and can fall. supply and burns are read from the Solana mint, tolls from StonkFun’s rewards API.
01 / the swamp board
the booth does
the paperwork.
nobody else was counting, so the alligator started. every coin launched on StonkFun against a leveraged asset (xSOL, xBTC, xHYPE), ranked live from public data. no favourites. the booth is on the board too, at its real size.
| # | coin | pair · toll | post | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| the booth is counting… | |||||||||
how to read it. bite: how far the market cap sits below its recorded peak. curve filled in: time between StonkFun listing the coin and its bonding curve completing, as reported by StonkFun; “< 3 min” means the curve filled almost at launch. toll: the transfer fee paid to holders in the pair asset. XP line: Hylo announced that holders of memecoins paired with an x-asset and above $1M market cap earn Hylo XP; the rules are Hylo’s, check them there. data: StonkFun public API, refreshed every minute. ghosts = coins with no trades in 24h and under $20K. this board describes, it doesn’t recommend. not affiliated with StonkFun or Hylo.
02 / today at the booth
the toll report.
written by the board itself, from the numbers above. posted on X every morning. you can post it too, or post your own coin from its row on the board (↗).
the booth itself · $TOLLIGATOR
smallest thing on the board.
still keeping it.
- market cap
- —
- 24h volume
- —
- toll
- 3% → xHYPE
- pair
- xHYPE
the gate · bonding curve
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03 / the toll
the character is
the mechanism.
every crossing pays.
$TOLLIGATOR is a Token-2022 coin with a 3% transfer fee written into the mint. buys, sells and wallet-to-wallet moves all pay it.
StonkFun converts it.
StonkFun collects the fee, swaps it into xHYPE and sends it to holders pro rata. nothing to stake, nothing to claim.
no traffic, no toll.
payouts only exist when people trade. a quiet swamp pays nothing. the booth doesn’t pretend otherwise.
xHYPE is Hylo’s leveraged HYPE token, targeting around 3x. it moves harder than HYPE both ways, carries a borrow cost and can lose value in flat markets. a toll paid in xHYPE can shrink. $TOLLIGATOR is a memecoin: no intrinsic value, no promised return, can go to zero. how x-assets work ↗
04 / the books
receipts, not rumours.
what the booth commits to.
05 / the toll pass
everyone who drove
through the swamp.
- who. wallets holding at least $25 of a graduated coin from the swamp board’s top 10 at the snapshot. every pair: xSOL, xBTC, xHYPE. you already paid tolls somewhere. the booth noticed.
- when. snapshot at an unannounced moment in the 24 hours before the TOLLIGATOR curve completes. sent within 48 hours after.
- how much. 3% of supply from the dev wallet, split equally per eligible wallet. equal, not by size: the booth charges everyone the same.
- proof. the snapshot time, the list of wallets and every transfer are published here.
no claim page. no link to click. no wallet to connect. the pass arrives in your wallet or it doesn’t. anyone asking you to “claim a toll pass” is not the booth.
06 / booth enquiries
ask before
you cross.
the alligator is fictional.
your decisions are real.
why does a memecoin keep a board of other memecoins?
because a toll booth sees everyone who passes. nobody was tracking the leveraged-pair memes as a whole, so the booth does it, in public, every day. the board is free and stays useful whether or not you ever hold $TOLLIGATOR.
is the board a buy list?
no. it shows public numbers: market cap, peak, volume, fee, curve timing. it ranks by size, not by quality, and says nothing about where any price goes next. a coin at the top can still fall; a coin with a big bite can still recover or not.
where do the numbers come from?
StonkFun’s public API, fetched by your browser every minute. if the API is unreachable, the board shows its last saved snapshot and says so at the top of the page.
so the price only goes up?
no. the supply only goes down and the burn counter only goes up. the price is set by whoever buys and sells, and it can fall, sometimes hard. the daily burn is a steady buyer, not a floor.
how do $TOLLIGATOR holders get paid?
StonkFun takes the 3% transfer fee, swaps it to xHYPE and sends it to holders automatically. payouts depend entirely on trading activity and on the value of xHYPE, which is leveraged.
are you partnered with Hylo or StonkFun?
no. TOLLIGATOR uses StonkFun to launch and xHYPE as its pair. neither Hylo nor StonkFun endorses this project or this board.
how do I avoid fakes?
the only contract address ends in …bDUiat. the only X account is @adictionisbad. there is no claim site, no presale and no support DM.